Next time I tell you something, listen up.

See, the local press finally caught up with what I've been telling you for months. Metal Rules.

Since the Bay Guardian seemed to leave it out, The Tidal Wave festival is coming up, and it's totally gonna shred! Two days of nonstop fun, and it's free. Exodus is playing, and the current hot talk is that Hirax will be, too. The video below will show you just how awesome they are.



Got all that? Ok, cool. I'm gonna fold paper and eat more candy now.